每日一笑：My Boss and I 老板和我

meteor-liu

My Boss and I 老板和我
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5 o  Q6 X$ d7 A2 d: `2 O' mWhen I take a long time, I am slow. 我做事情花了很长时间，是效率低
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When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. 老板做事情花了很长时间，是深思熟虑
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When I don't do it, I am lazy. 我没做完事情，是懒惰
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.老板没做完事情，是太忙
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When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. 我做些没有人吩咐的事是自作聪明
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; }6 c/ w# Q! ^' R$ B4 ~+ ]4 K3 F$ JWhen my boss does the same, that is initiative. 而老板这样做，就是积极主动。
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. n& ]2 S- y/ ~7 s) z# zWhen I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. 我使老板高兴，是拍马屁
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0 F% f  F! n( s2 t( yWhen my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. 而老板这样做，是工作手段

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得
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When I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。

LionKing

This is really a wonderful poem, while also a really sarcastic picture of life and job !

meteor-liu

The boos never do wrong things!

小王

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得,
( d# s4 `4 a) |. ]( ]7 v; t9 ZWhen I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。
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无绪

You did good job,
That's great!

小王

Well done.
' b. d! e/ u1 @You do a good job.
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Maybe ,it's what I want to hear mostly
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chw1984

:lol

licycheng

For a boss, your wrong is always extended. And what you done well is always considered as your duty.

xfyanhui

There can be miracles,when you believe!
6 x- p3 @" v7 m# ~0 HCome on !

nicoleee

老板就是老板。总结得好！