每日一笑：My Boss and I 老板和我

meteor-liu

My Boss and I 老板和我
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* O' P8 Q. }5 X1 v0 D, i0 G3 \When I take a long time, I am slow. 我做事情花了很长时间，是效率低
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- ^0 {& B" O, M6 V7 ]4 q% uWhen my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. 老板做事情花了很长时间，是深思熟虑
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, m* ?% X# _# T, ?( }' E( QWhen I don't do it, I am lazy. 我没做完事情，是懒惰
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.老板没做完事情，是太忙
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When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. 我做些没有人吩咐的事是自作聪明
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7 t7 j( q5 Q7 {/ ]When my boss does the same, that is initiative. 而老板这样做，就是积极主动。

! }3 o; i) g2 h  h: @When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. 我使老板高兴，是拍马屁

When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. 而老板这样做，是工作手段

: |% j- b- W) F0 y) V% ?# i: mI do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得
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' |( X- S# G% S8 L9 A4 aWhen I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。

LionKing

This is really a wonderful poem, while also a really sarcastic picture of life and job !

meteor-liu

The boos never do wrong things!

小王

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得,
When I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。
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无绪

You did good job,
That's great!

小王

Well done.
You do a good job.

Maybe ,it's what I want to hear mostly
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chw1984

:lol

licycheng

For a boss, your wrong is always extended. And what you done well is always considered as your duty.

xfyanhui

There can be miracles,when you believe!
+ Q5 k' a2 o* c, ^' l1 JCome on !

nicoleee

老板就是老板。总结得好！