每日一笑：My Boss and I 老板和我

meteor-liu

My Boss and I 老板和我

; w; [/ j: ]( G0 H& w0 u/ z+ cWhen I take a long time, I am slow. 我做事情花了很长时间，是效率低
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4 c1 ]7 a5 W, g/ J$ J9 [9 dWhen my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. 老板做事情花了很长时间，是深思熟虑

When I don't do it, I am lazy. 我没做完事情，是懒惰
3 w* R) e- V- c7 pWhen my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.老板没做完事情，是太忙

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. 我做些没有人吩咐的事是自作聪明

When my boss does the same, that is initiative. 而老板这样做，就是积极主动。
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/ x6 d1 n/ \' v' VWhen I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. 我使老板高兴，是拍马屁
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When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. 而老板这样做，是工作手段

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得

When I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。

LionKing

This is really a wonderful poem, while also a really sarcastic picture of life and job !

meteor-liu

The boos never do wrong things!

小王

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得,
9 D8 r9 w1 H( V2 ?When I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。
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I think so.

无绪

You did good job,
' h: M7 ^9 {1 `) G' }2 SThat's great!

小王

Well done.
4 }; ?" W6 O# I7 |You do a good job.
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Maybe ,it's what I want to hear mostly
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chw1984

:lol

licycheng

For a boss, your wrong is always extended. And what you done well is always considered as your duty.

xfyanhui

There can be miracles,when you believe!
  L" m& M, N, w7 w: B+ zCome on !

nicoleee

老板就是老板。总结得好！