English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

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　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...
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　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
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　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
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　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
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0 z: M0 D) J+ \8 \# w/ \　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
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　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

# R1 m5 x. S4 f3 ?　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

' x# C) K6 w& b0 [, o; I) d　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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哈哈

anny

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. ^, a1 P) E/ ~# W% P# PA small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."

/ Y4 h* h( E) X: j1 H2 DThe small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"

; m; G2 a- {6 ?/ ]  s* `7 d+ m. OThe small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

% v( v3 P7 r6 L/ V  ^8 wThe small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"

fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well