English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
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, b( I& ~5 `2 m* I　　GEORGE: Here it is!

6 k  Y- I4 K/ u2 |/ g% n" J: g& T　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

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1 K8 A2 {/ Y& |, K# H) R" p　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...
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/ j7 X3 r! h' {, [　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!
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　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

3 t. k0 j7 a, J9 N/ _( w4 d" n. x　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
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　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

' x, k7 @/ o  l" V　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
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　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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哈哈

anny

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# c  h; h( c8 {# F1 `. ?A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."

The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"
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The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
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The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well