English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

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  O! |# Y! V* w/ f$ b, `　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

5 _/ T& y5 d3 m; |, }% l　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
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: ]& f6 Y0 h6 b+ v/ h0 K　　CLASS: Big hands!
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# p( b% i' V3 v/ y　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

; b4 g' H: A0 |5 |$ x% @　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
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/ a& s" d! N/ v7 N1 a　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

, o5 q+ e  |% u! E　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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. O) I5 E- g, `/ y' P- Y1 W　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
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　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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哈哈

anny

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Turn Around

作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：3335 更新时间：2007-1-12 15:13:08
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Joke:Turn Around

A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
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6 r# `$ e& b9 g; P" bThe small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"
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The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well