English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
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2 g& l* w/ G  P! m3 v1 V! ~/ U. p　　GEORGE: Here it is!

! G+ P$ ]7 ^. H1 y& r! [　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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% S. X3 C; e$ A7 `) J　　CLASS: George!
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# M2 g% ~4 n, F: j+ n　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

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　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

2 H# S3 y/ T1 C2 X1 N　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
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* m- z0 b; Z- Q+ x6 Z　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
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　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

0 N3 Q( ^3 F- m& P: F9 e　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

' A' m9 f5 N3 N4 D5 e" E) m　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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哈哈

anny

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Turn Around

作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：3335 更新时间：2007-1-12 15:13:08
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Joke:Turn Around
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A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
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  u6 P4 R0 C+ ~5 Q8 z- dThe small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"
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$ E. S9 P' I! ]- S) c: p$ qThe small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
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The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well