English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
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　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!
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　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...
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　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
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% v5 ?9 y* i0 N+ H6 o8 o　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

+ x7 X2 d! C' ]* O$ ^( S. r　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

; v  {& Y  {+ r, I- B　　CLASS: Big hands!
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: i4 j5 z! b) x　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

9 ]$ ~" l, m) Z( ]/ u6 U　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
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) d) ^3 |) n" {　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

$ D0 q0 n6 r$ w: c$ S　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
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　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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哈哈

anny

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Joke:Turn Around

# ^# C% r; e) a! O( aA small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
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The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"

& Q7 @" G. A+ f5 eThe small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
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The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well