English Humour英语幽默

linco

I'm a bachelor,and also a bachelor~~~!

anny

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
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+ P: `- H; @; N" G0 I( B) U　　GEORGE: Here it is!
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　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
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0 k/ z/ j! G/ L/ x; h+ r　　ELLEN: I is...
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! c6 C/ E1 j0 z  g9 [　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

) ^: R6 E% z% m$ T4 c8 ]7 ?　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

* h2 h- H1 _) L; t5 O　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

$ U  {7 W  a3 @3 W　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

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% o1 T3 u) m6 S# @　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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哈哈

anny

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1 E0 P5 a* v' ]1 q6 M7 i, AJoke:Turn Around
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* X* V/ Q& g+ q4 {! M$ U/ tA small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
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3 N7 g6 q' w4 @2 r; k+ @The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?"

% M2 t3 P; r! P5 D# `The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"

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fullfond

真的好想学好英语！！可是太难！！

terrytsia

all things have two aspects.

浦江

it is not easy, but  i think  i can study it well