大家高兴一下——中国式英语

zpghawk

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1. we two who and who？
( r* ]5 @" P8 U* f咱俩谁跟谁阿
2. how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
; D% i5 W9 _% z# k3 M3. You Give Me Stop!!
8 v7 @: B9 R3 K: K* E# {4 [$ R/ {你给我站住！
4. American Chinese not enough
; ?6 u6 b5 \/ |% h/ E* `* m6 d# X美中不足
5. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
& N. D, c" H6 N3 \6. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
6 }  i. L+ [# b7. WATCH SISTER
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8. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
. f" G7 L& c1 b) U9. know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

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' P' H& R3 n( j( Z10． heart flower angry open
7 l* E. K$ `5 S3 A心花怒放
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11. go past no mistake past
+ k9 K  x- X. J0 o; \/ G4 i走过路过，不要错过
12. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& f1 N7 K+ [# J& ~3 h我叫李老大，今年25。
( [) J7 y1 s) V& K" y# {2 b13. you have two down son。
你有两下子。
14. as far as you go to die
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15. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
* d5 d9 b) @. j  [( f3 i" y给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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科大玉振

小心教坏了朋友们。
经典的一句是
good good study  ,day day up  !

gyazp

怎么和我水平差不多？

daixiaobin

笑笑！！

陈工

中国教育的经典

zlooo

描写一起交通事故：
one car come one car go，
two car peng peng one car die

郑秀水

不要对小朋友说，小心教坏了他们。