大家高兴一下——中国式英语

zpghawk

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1. we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
8 M8 E1 ^4 @  L& f5 a2. how are you ? how old are you?
1 |9 j6 B1 J; }2 O: [9 K2 x5 H+ _怎么是你，怎么老是你？
+ W' q# h: W: U& X* U3. You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
/ n5 ^, M1 O$ M2 G; q/ v! p4. American Chinese not enough
3 h, X2 f1 i/ w美中不足
1 a2 h8 K: {% J2 ^3 V! F# b5. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
  `, |- X% k: R; ^# F$ z你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
- O. U+ G! j5 `: i6. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
. [( e5 d9 s4 X5 v9 W) `要钱没有，要命一条
7. WATCH SISTER
3 p% ]  ]4 C& j, S1 T: J4 f. l9 r% |表妹
8. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
/ n/ S: |' d' z4 F# ~  A$ D有事起奏，无事退朝
9. know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

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10． heart flower angry open
# `- U4 ~, Z& N心花怒放
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' ~6 {, B% `: u1 |; q11. go past no mistake past
1 x7 X$ W: v2 n% z0 h, R走过路过，不要错过
7 h& x+ Z) a! W9 m% F# O12. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
' B; U8 {2 Y8 r13. you have two down son。
你有两下子。
14. as far as you go to die
6 f/ }/ A3 d6 \; y( p; w4 W有多远，死多远！！！！
15. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
& l$ V  i0 S' N" x7 i给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

科大玉振

小心教坏了朋友们。
经典的一句是
" F! R+ _6 K9 W& f. o. P" Jgood good study  ,day day up  !

gyazp

怎么和我水平差不多？

daixiaobin

笑笑！！

陈工

中国教育的经典

zlooo

描写一起交通事故：
one car come one car go，
; g8 f' Z8 y" U4 Jtwo car peng peng one car die

郑秀水

不要对小朋友说，小心教坏了他们。