每日一笑：My Boss and I 老板和我

meteor-liu

My Boss and I 老板和我
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- M$ F$ e# l/ r0 m% T) DWhen I take a long time, I am slow. 我做事情花了很长时间，是效率低

/ t6 E0 f/ m  U& G$ P% hWhen my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. 老板做事情花了很长时间，是深思熟虑
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When I don't do it, I am lazy. 我没做完事情，是懒惰
0 X' ?) h! A4 i/ s  x6 y! i; JWhen my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.老板没做完事情，是太忙

7 F# _  G% m. u/ `* f5 F3 lWhen I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. 我做些没有人吩咐的事是自作聪明

9 H  K0 z" {/ N' dWhen my boss does the same, that is initiative. 而老板这样做，就是积极主动。

# T$ d5 \2 E% B+ {8 `& Z0 JWhen I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. 我使老板高兴，是拍马屁
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9 y9 i. y  C# {; M: K% \8 f5 Z/ \When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. 而老板这样做，是工作手段
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I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得
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When I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。

LionKing

This is really a wonderful poem, while also a really sarcastic picture of life and job !

meteor-liu

The boos never do wrong things!

小王

I do good, my boss never remembers. 我做的好，老板从不记得,
- O2 s6 Z0 ^7 P* t8 F$ aWhen I do wrong, he never forgets. 但是我做错的，老板从不会忘记。
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2 K4 I- B2 W( Q7 }' o  MI think so.

无绪

You did good job,
That's great!

小王

Well done.
0 {5 l3 o2 z7 f' x' b2 ?You do a good job.
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$ [' w- k" d( g3 V3 H8 \Maybe ,it's what I want to hear mostly
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chw1984

:lol

licycheng

For a boss, your wrong is always extended. And what you done well is always considered as your duty.

xfyanhui

There can be miracles,when you believe!
7 l) {- f. x0 i& x1 ~Come on !

nicoleee

老板就是老板。总结得好！